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    Are you mad that one of your siblings is making fun of you and bossing you around?  Do you get blamed for things that you never did?  Do you want to get back at them, but you don’t have the guts to try?  If you said yes, this will make your life 100 percent better.  It will also make your sibling never want to bother you again.  So keep reading on if you want to make his life miserable.

    First, spy on him and see what he’s up to.  If you know what he’s up to, you will be able to mess his whole day up.  You will also be able to make a plan for the day.  Let’s say he found out something really interesting, you can take credit for it.  If he’s talking about it on the phone, you should listen from the extension, so you can hear the conversation.  Make sure you don’t get caught so you won’t get into trouble.

    Next, take credit for something he really came up with.  Since you know what he’s up to, take credit for all the good things he does.  Make sure he doesn’t find out.  Play everything you usually play during the day so your brother doesn’t think you’re up to something.  If you want something of his, tell him mom needs you and then sneak in his room.  Try not to mess anything up.  

    Next, embarrass him in front of his friends and make him seem dumb and you seem smart.  When his friends  come over, tell them everything your brother came up with, but make believe you came up with it.  They will think you’re a genius.  If he starts to say another cool thing he thought of, quickly start saying that one.  Don’t say it in a nervous tone because then his friends will think something’s going on. 

    When he starts to get mad repeat every word he says.  When his friends leave, he is probably going to be really mad.  When he screams at you, just repeat all the words he says.  That will really make him even more mad.  You should also copy every move he makes.  If he walks away, just follow him everywhere he goes.

    Blame him for everything and make believe he screamed at you.  When your mom hears all the screaming and comes upstairs, say that he screamed at you for no reason.  If you want to make up something you can say he was taking your things and not giving them back.  That will really get him into trouble.  It will also make him want to hurt you even more.

    When he’s not looking put something gross in his food.  At dinner tell him that you heard his cell phone ring.  When he goes to get the call, quickly put something gross in his food, like a ton of hot sauce.  When he comes back, act normally so he doesn’t think anything is going on.  Try not to laugh when he eats it, but you can laugh when he starts to scream. 

    Finally, steal a couple of his valuable things, for example, his cell phone and watch.  Right before you go to sleep, hide them and then ask him where they are.  Don’t say it like you knew they were missing.  After he gets really upset, make believe you found them.  That would really make it the worst day of his life.  It would also be one of the funniest days of your life.

    Now that you just made your siblings day the worst one of his life, he will never ever bother you again!  You can also annoy him and make fun of him whenever you want.  So go out and have the best day of your life.                         

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      Do you remember your first hit? I do! It felt great! Close your eyes and try to picture me getting that hit. Now you get a taste of how it feels. Right, well if you don’t I’m going to tell you right now. Here we go!   

         It was the third inning and there was a man on first. I was up with a 1 and 1 count. On the next pitch I hit a roller down the third base line.  As I was running to first I felt the cold air coming right on me, but when I got to first I knew that I just got my first hit in a baseball game ever. It felt awesome! I heard my dad scream great job Mikey, and my mom was so proud because she had the biggest smile on her face. I saw everyone jump to their feet.

        When it was over, my parents gave me a big hug and we talked about the hit for an hour. At dinner time we kept making believe we were the announcers and we kept saying (Mikey gets the hit. What a hit, right down the third base line.) That was one of the best things that ever happened to me and I will never forget it.J                                               

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