Have you ever wanted to be mean but didn’t know how? Are you tired of always being nice to everyone? Well here’s your chance! Just read on to find out how to be mean.
First of all, do not smile and do not get along with anyone. When someone walks into a room, give them a mean look. If you’re out on the playground, make sure not to play with anyone or talk to anyone. If someone is playing with something and you want to play with it, just go over to them and take it! Next, never take no for an answer. When you ask someone for something and they say “NO!” just keep on saying, “Give it to me now!” This will make them go crazy and that’s what you want to happen. Make no friends.
Also, don’t listen to your teacher. When your teacher is talking, go into your own little world and do not pay attention. When she is explaining your homework, go to sleep. On your field trip when your teacher is putting you in groups, keep talking and ignore her.
Then, do things that will make your teacher go crazy. When your teacher gives you homework, don’t do it and when you ask to go to the bathroom and your teacher says, “no!,” just go anyway. Do what you want even if it means breaking the rules.
Finally, just be mean. Don’t listen to anyone and always yell at them and tell them how bad they are. Also, boss them around and don’t let them be happy.
Now try to be mean, be mean to everyone! Yell at them! Scream! Go crazy, and don’t forget to have fun! Read my next How-To - ”How to be nice and make friends!”
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