The Best way to Boss People!!!!!!!
Posted by: claired1, in Reading Group, Claire D., How-ToAre you tired of doing evererything youself? Do you wish you had a robot that would do everything? Well you just chose the right artical! Sit back and learn how to boss people!
Tell someone to do something. Tell them to make you a sandwich. If you’re not lactose intolerant, tell them to put cheese on it. Also ask for a drink. When you’re done, tell them to clean your mess. That is the first step.
If they say no, beg them by whining and making a puppy dog face. Now ask for something else. Again they will say no. But by making the cutest puppy dog face and the most realalistic whine, they’re bound to say yes! That’s how you win round two!
If they say no, say you won’t do anything for them or with them. Now ask for something else and see again if the answer is no. Just say you’re not doing anything, even the smallest thing. Have fun with the next step.
If they keep saying no, say you won’t be their friend. Now ask for something else. The answer will be no. Just say you won’t be their friend for the rest of your life. and you won’t play with them. Now follow the rest of directions!
If they say no, tattle on them. You know the beginning part – asking them and them saying no ! Tell the teacher or a grown-up something that they didn’t do. Now, don’t feel bad: they wouldn’t listen, so you have to do something back. That’s how you boss people!
Then they will always listen to you. Now you don’t have to do anything yourself again!!!!!!!
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